December 2008
25 posts
NYC Coke Dealers: Good Luck Tonight
frangry:
michaelorell:
Dealer 1: Yo, you watching MSNBC?
Dealer 2: Yeah man, Burris would have been far better regarded on the national stage had he deferred any potential appointment till Blago is ousted. Hiding behind Article One like a bitch yo.
Dealer 1: Nah, the weather. 20 degree windchill tonight?
Dealer 2: Fuck em if they didn’t get it beforehand.
Dealer 1: People are morons.
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“Keep your heart free from hate, your mind free from worry. Live simply, expect...”
– H.C. Mattern (via overflowing) (via amandoline) (via skysignal)
“The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream”
– Marilyn Monroe (via allthiscanbeyours) (via hotg0ssip) (via skysignal)
“It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes...”
– Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory
Individuals You should MOST DEFINITELY Follow on...
lickystickypicky:
kari-shma:
urbanredneck:
craigslisting- hilarious, if you want to see some ridiculous, and funny responses to craigslist ad’s…check this out
withoutmelissa- loves her husband more than i love mine (which means she probably wants to squeeze him so hard his eyes pop out), has a great fashion sense, and looks as though she walked right out of the 1950’s. classic. i cannot get...
The thing about great friends is...
lisandrainthecity:
That when you’re having a miserable day, with one or two phone calls they can make it all better… even 3,000 miles away. I love you bitches.
OOOOOH…How did I miss this? I love you. (I just realized my tumblr is pretty much an ongoing declaration of love for my friend Lisandra)
“Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by...”
– Washington Irving (via affremblequotes) (via whatson) (via soupsoup)
Nerd Lesson of the Day: e.g. versus i.e.
new-ditty:
saramcpherson:
E.g. means “exempli gratia” or “for example,” and should be used to indicate examples. E.g. should never be followed by a straight definition. Incorrect: “… tempeh bacon (e.g., fake breakfast meat)” Correct: “… awesome things (e.g., unicorns, Thor, free WiFi, etc.)” I.e. means “id est” or “that is,” and should be used to define something. I.e. should never kick off a...
You know it's time for a divorce...
when you’re out Chritmas shopping and your husband calls you yelling, asking where are you and who are you with and demands that you meet him at a place 20 miles away in 5 minutes.
Yep, it’s pretty much over.
Ain't That the Truth
lisandrainthecity:
“A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.”
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I love you =)
